Wouldn’t It Be Funny If
Wouldn’t it be funny if… That’s the whole meeting. Somebody laughs, and there’s a song. No plan, no focus group, no dignity. Here’s how one annoyed New Kids fan, a bathroom bet, and a hospital morgue turned into songs we still can’t stop laughing at. Read the rest
The Plastic Bastards Guide to Becoming Completely Irrelevant
If you’re a young band just starting out and you have an existential dread that someday people might actually know who you are, relax. There are proven methods for preventing this sort of thing, and we’ve personally tested most of them. Read the rest
Back From The Dead, again!
The Plastic Bastards website is back from the dead. Again.
At this point we are not even sure “website” is the right word for it. It may very well qualify as an undead entity. It disappears for a while, everybody assumes it’s finally gone for good (you wish), and then somebody digs it up, runs some electricity through it, and the fucking thing starts farting again. Read the rest